[post_page_title]Quite the busy night then[/post_page_title]
This person’s cat was a simple cat with simple preferences. He didn’t want any diamond-encrusted collars or food made of the finest endangered reindeer. Well, he probably wouldn’t have said no to those things, but that’s not the point. The point is that this cat knew how to have fun, tearing their multiple screen doors, eating other pets’ food and then fighting them for good measure.
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My cat would rip the screens open, run through the neighborhood, rip neighbor’s screens open, eat their pets food, fight their dogs, then sit under my window screeching his head off at 3am to be let inside and wake every house around. He was so terrible.
— anisesugar (@anisesugar) November 7, 2019
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Then, in a tragic twist, he would discover he can’t actually go back into the house, so he’d wake up what few houses in the neighborhood he didn’t break into previously. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a cat.
