[post_page_title]She rules her, that’s for sure[/post_page_title]
Every so often, owning a cat is a little like being like in a really bad abusive relationship. You’re sure that deep down the other party loves you, and you certainly love them, but they just keep on hurting you. We’re pretty sure that’s what it’s like for Lisa here.
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My big cat: pressing my nose like it’s a doorbell, ‘fishhooking’ a nostril with a single claw, clubbing me with her tail, putting her whole paw in my mouth and when all else fails sits in the doorway making a honking “ha!” noise. She rules. ?
— Lisa Clare (@lclareuk) November 6, 2019
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Her cat seems to physically attack her, and not in a comedic way either, and yet she’s so broken down that she can only muster a weak “She rules.” We’re here for you, Lisa. Blink twice if you need us to call the authorities.
