[post_page_title]More magpie than cat[/post_page_title]
To some people, it might some like having a cat is not unlike being a hostage for about a decade or so. Sure, you fear for you and your family’s life, but eventually you start thinking your captor is an overall nice guy.
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This is Dexter. He is a theif. He’s 10 and has been stealing jewelry off our night tables while we sleep since the day we brought him home. Rings, watches, bracelets, you name it. Hidden in the ceiling. pic.twitter.com/Wk3hvSVfUX
— StacyM (@Stacy_M) November 7, 2019
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Case in point – Dexter, whose family had him for ten full years. And in that decade, he has stolen every single thing of value that they owned. Did he sell those valuables on the black market to feed his crippling catnip habit? Nope, he just hid them in the ceiling. Wait, how in the world did he even get up there?!