Dad reports suspicious man at his sons’ school, then learns he reported himself


[post_page_title]Immortalizing the tale in song[/post_page_title]
At some point in the comments to Plagmoid’s original Reddit post, users began composing songs about it. Why? This is the internet, remember? Nothing ever makes sense. And so, like the heroes of ancient times whose deeds were immortalized by bards, so was Plagmoid’s epic story.

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While many have tried their hand at making beautiful, beautiful music out of his awkward tale, we think we found the winner. “My life is a movie, creepin’ on some school kids,” one user suggested, “hardhat is from Gucci, police cars on my b***y.”

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